Nick- Nick is the lead singer of the band. He used to play guitar but . . . well it's a long story. Nick prides himself on getting the right tone for the song by gargling with various substances between songs. Nick is a fitness enthusiast who lost his hair in a bizzare accident while training for the US Olympic Curling team. Don't bring it up, he'll redevelop that facial tick . . .
Matt- Known as Max onstage in order to protect his true identity. Matt formed the band as a subtle cry for help. However, the terms of his restraining order keep him within 20ft of the stage, even on breaks. Good thing the bathroom at the Harp is right behind the stage!
Tommy- Tommy Kazoo is not just a clever nickname. Over ten years ago we hired Tommy to fill in for one gig . . .and he's still with us. There's no denying that once Tommy plays a solo it stays played. And no one else has as many cool gig shirts as Mr. Kazoo.
Mark- Mark started his bass playing career in the tumultuous 60's. His playing will leave a lump in your throat and rattle your rib cage if you stand too close to the stage.
Julian- J to his pals. We won Julian in a poker game back in 1992. He's the only drummer in indentured servitude in the world. He not only beats things with sticks, he's got a collection of cool dance moves that he never gets to show us since he's stuck behind the kit. Ask him to do "The Sprinkler" sometime . . .